Author: So, how are you today, Mr. Jackson?
Cobalt: ...Just call me Cobalt. 'Mr. Jackson' makes me sound formal.
Author: Okay... Well, Cobalt, how are you today?
Cobalt: If it weren't for this interview, right now I'd be in Iran blowing down a compound. To answer your question, I'm feeling crappy today. *Smirks*
Author: Uh... Sorry, then.
Cobalt: Why are you apologizing?
Author: Uh... Changing the subject. What do you do for a living?
Cobalt: That's classified.
Author: Can you give us a hint?
Cobalt: Russians are good at decoding, so, no.
Author: Whatever. Do you like... guns?
Cobalt: Does the Colt AR-15 A3 Tactical Carbine use 5.56x45mm NATO cartridges?
Author: Random question time! What would you do if the Empire State building was covered in chocolate?
Cobalt: Eat it.
Author: Good, we've got the same thoughts. Now, how do you feel about Germany?
Cobalt: It's okay. I much rather prefer Italy.
Author: Me too! We've got a lot in common, huh?
Cobalt: Uh... no.
Author: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? *Tries to joke around*
Cobalt: ...What cat?
Author: Well... I think that's it for this interview! Heh heh, tune in next time, kids, goodbye!
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